I am co-writing some adventures with my son for his schoolmates in Basic Fantasy RPG. We decided to design a style of magic based on names and nicknames to play a role in the early adventures. This led to us designing five spells created by the feared Appellomancer, Ngo-Gua whose tomb the PCs will be raiding in search of a book of the True Names of evil spirits (the Numaomicon).
I thought I might share the spells here to offer up some humour.
The PCs might be able to find Ngo-Gua's spellbook and thus acquire and these for their own nefarious purposes.